Edmund Pembrook
Basic Information
Bloodline Ability
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Physical Description
Edmund appears to be in his late thirties. Age has sharpened him more than softened him, and he has the permanently skeptical expression of a man who has heard far too many people begin sentences with, "Technically, I didn't break the law..." He is lean and narrow-faced, with a long straight nose, deep-set eyes, and one eyebrow that always seems to sit a little higher than the other. His dark hair is combed straight back and kept short at the sides, with gray at the temples. He wears rectangular spectacles in thin gold-and-tortoiseshell frames, a narrow mustache waxed into neat points, and a small tuft of beard beneath his lower lip. He dresses darkly and precisely: a charcoal shirt buttoned to the collar, a black tie, and a waistcoat of deep purple brocade worked with violet scrollwork, which is the only extravagance he allows himself. He is seldom seen without a book, usually an old one, and usually open. He looks, in short, like a man who does not really know how to have fun, and he does not.
Edmund is composed, articulate, meticulous, and possessed of an exceptionally dry sense of humor. He has an unnerving habit of remembering the exact wording people used months earlier, and of quoting it back to them at the worst possible moment. He enjoys books far more than parties. He is not humorless, however, and he privately takes great pleasure in watching someone confidently quote a law incorrectly before he produces the relevant statute. When he is about to do it, the higher eyebrow goes up a little further.
Personality & Temperament
- Finds the one sentence everyone else overlooked
- Remembers exactly what you said, months later
- Writes contracts ordinary people can understand
- Closes loopholes without opening three new ones
- Knows that legal and right are not the same thing
- Does not really know how to have fun
- Finds Rokoura's culture brutish, and it shows
- Humor so dry that most people miss it
- Quietly enjoys correcting people who misquote the law
- At odds with officials who want the law left alone
Technically, you did not break the law. Technically, you also signed page nine. Shall we read page nine together?
Good law prevents the argument. Bad law only tells you who wins it afterward.
Mr. Quick tells me nobody here writes anything down, because everyone remembers. Everyone remembers differently, Mr. Quick. That is my entire profession.
- Books, preferably long and old
- A contract that leaves no room for argument
- Quiet evenings with the door closed
- Hearing a law quoted wrong, with the statute at hand
- Standard forms that everyone uses
- Parties, and being expected to attend them
- Sentences that begin "Technically, I didn't..."
- Conditions buried in deliberately confusing pages
- Officials who want whatever exists defended
- Disputes settled by whoever is largest